COM: Whose line is it anyway (6 SBD giveaway)

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

Check here for the my previous post with the SBD giveaway
https://busy.org/@amirtheawesome1/com-whose-line-is-it-anyway-3-sbds-giveaway

So today I asked a girl a philosophical question “would you rather fuck a pig and have everyone believe you haven’t. Or not fuck a pig and have everyone believe that you did” she walked away and said “don’t flirt with me”. She thought that by me saying “would fuck a pig” I was asking her to have sex with me........

Anyway my neighbor killed their goat today for meat offerings. So I have to travel to the south and find a new girlfriend. I’ll probably do the same as Kevin spacey and get 3 years old one. So the giveaway is postponed till next week. HOWEVER! Due to a hefty contribution for @DJ123 of 3 SBD and an attempt from me to get @DieBitch’s voting power even lower. As well as get that sweet @dandesign86 0.02.

The PRIZE MONEY HAS BEEN DOUBLED.

The best mean comment/roast would get 3 SBDs, 2nd best 2 SBD and 3rd best 1 SBD

Also please if you want anything to be said by me on video go ahead. Just like your mom in front of a black with a huge dick. I will do anything for attention.

You can have attempt to complete a sentence with a joke. Make a knock knock joke.

See here for example.

Let’s have fun and laugh at the fat goat fucker.

Also here some extra pictures to roast me through.

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She thought that by me saying “would fuck a pig” I was asking her to have sex with me...

She thought right. Let go of your phone dude. Swap it with a mirror. You badly need it

Damn

Did you just post pictures of your whole family?

Jeez!

If you look at the pictures from the bottom up, it looks like...
Before going to prison, First time up the ass, When you start enjoying it, After prison.