I might be in the doghouse again. I was going out and the wife gave me her bank card and asked if I could check her balance. So I took it and pushed her over...
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7 years ago by b00m (66)
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Youre really going to doghouse now! 😆
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Looks like it!
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haha and then you ran off with the card - the moral of the story is to try to find a pun when you're going to steal someone's money
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Puns are a great distraction!
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...and found out it had almost nothing, since I've been her personal ATM for all of these years." -> Is that what you were going to say? Have I accidentally placed myself in the same doghouse as you? Why am I in the doghouse when it isn't my wife I insulted? Also, why am I scratching the back of my ears with my foot? Am I having the urge to lick my own balls?
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Is her one leg shorter than the other, and her first name Eileen? Or does she only have one leg and work at IHOP (International House Of Pancakes, a US chain)?
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