Hahhaaaaa. I like it. I love Christmas bon-bons for this reason, they have the best bad jokes ever. I'm pretty sure they have all be collected by a secret society of ridiculously dorky dads meeting in basements and garages once a year to record them all and send them off to the elves. They are probably called the Buffoons (Brilliantly UnFunny Fraternity Of Old Nitwits Society). I bet they drink port!
I like this joke: There are two fish in a tank. One of them says to the other, 'How do we operate the flamethrower?'