Take advantage or wait 11 years

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This amazing thing that has not happened in over 60 years is happening in the Western world this week. 


What is this amazing thing?


It's payback day!


That's right, you heard me.


Who gets paid back you might ask?


Teenage children who ruin holidays for their younger siblings! 


That's who, dammit.


A 5 y/o should never question the commercial magic of the holidays.


That is, until the parents want to ruin it.


So please take full advantage of April Fool's Easter. We have not had one since 1956 and won't have another until 2029. That is 11 years you will have to wait to pay back those pesky teenagers if you miss it this year.


These are the two fun things I have planned this year.



A hollow chocolate bunny filled with


One for each teenager


But not before letting them look at these all week


But @erodedthoughts everyone likes an Easter Egg Hunt


Yes, they do


The trick is to tell the teenagers you put a five dollar bill in each plastic egg


Of course there will be no hidden eggs, just hours of quiet time while they are outside looking


What type of April Fools Easter Jokes will you play this year?




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What is wrong with you? People are going to think we are horrible parents!!!!

everyone knows it's not YOU, dragon.

that eroded tho, smdh.

Don't worry in our house we #BLAMEBETH

dammit.

thats shits great what great parents

Ooh! Come on! Since when do we call humor something horrible!? speaks the Satan who wanted to get rid of her sister when we were still children

So, @erodedthoughts, if we don't have alfredo's can we use mayo?

I wouldn't have cared if he did it to our adult children, but teenagers are their own unique breed and do not take humor as humor, in their hormone driven realities. Now our adult children would get humor out of it and revenge, which is ok and quite funny.

You can't be Satan, as I am, I wanted to get rid of both the girls I was raised to believe were my sisters, and quite few others. Still do :) We can share the role, it is quite a large job for just one person :)

Well, you know them a lot better and know how to behave around them and what is "acceptable" for each one of them, true!

Large job for one person? Tell me about it! That's why I take most days off and only get to work when it's absolutely necessary ;)

Oh I won't care if he does, he will just have to deal with the fall out lol

Yup, I only do it when I need to have a little fun ;)

😂 Y'all are cool alright. Would really love to see their faces when they realised they've been had. But you have to realize, they probably got something up their sleeves for you too.

Nice! "Chocolate Bunny a la Ragu" lol!

Didn’t even realize it was April Fools Day. Nice reminder, I now have to think of some nice pranks to pull off. Holiday is by my mom’s house. She is gonna be pissed. :) :)

Sounds like you need to dye some raw eggs, lol

Ooh , that’s a good one!!

Or glue the plastic eggs shut and make Grandma help open them, lol

Super glue!!!! Even better. I will save that one for grandpa. :)

I wish i can come around and see what the april fool looks like in your country..
....and also have some tastes of those stuffs you prepared if they are real....
Lol ,.hope they are not april fool materials...
.???

The babies will get candy and dyed eggs. The older kids get April Fools Day.

Lol.

LMAO please video some of it and upload it to d.tube cause that is some funny stuff right there.