William Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report
“Speaking fiction to power one story at a time.”
“His signature was magnificent,” raved Senator Corey Gardener (R-Colo). “He capitalized not only his first and last names, but also his middle initial! And everything was spelled correctly!”
“He’s been working hard on this. It was obvious - just look at the results!” echoed Senator Steve Daines of Montana. “Beautiful, simply beautiful. This one is headed for the Smithsonian for sure!”
“Now let’s see that Axios smart ass Jonathan Swan find fault with that!” he added.
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