William Southold | Opinion Columnist |The Southold Report
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In a Zoom conference with the Top 100 Young Republicans, Trump was demonstrating how he wanted to infiltrate TikTok with a dance challenge he called “The I Can’t Get Enough Of Trump Big Mac Challenge”.
Stuffing a Big Mac into his mouth, Trump was busting a move to J. Cole’s “I Can’t Get Enough” when he choked as he tried to end with a full mouthed shout of “Trump!”. His eyes flew open in surprise, doubling over backwards in pain.
Onlooking sons Donald Jr. and Eric proved to be of no help, it was reported, as they broke out in peals of laughter.
The president refused to be taken to Walter Reed Medical Center, insisting on finishing off the remaining Big Macs he had ordered for the demonstration.
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