No: I was NOT Killed in a Bus Accident!

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How can I, @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself, be any more stressed out?

Allow me to explain!

Some people just don't know when to quit.

They need counselling!

They go around telling people that someone else was killed in a bus accident when that guy is actually alive and well.

Who are, Jerks?

Very good! You are correct!

Next category.

WTF Moments for $800, Alex.

If someone was going around telling people that you were killed in a bus accident, I'm pretty sure you'd want a few words with them as well.

Assholes?

Nope. Sorry. You forgot to phrase your response in the form of a question.

@NoNamesLeftToUse, your turn to choose.

WTF Moments for $1000.

Were you killed in a bus accident?

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I was NOT killed in a bus accident!

I think it's my turn to start asking the questions around here, Alex.

Is this The Walking Dead Week?

Do I look like a dead person to you?

Who's mother dresses you?

Do people just casually get killed in bus accidents, then come on tv shows and just stand around acting normal while they question your stupid answers?

Does someone just slide out from under the bus like it ain't no thang?


No! They Don't!

Because they're dead!

One does not simply Jeopardy from the grave.


Alex?

Where did you go, Alex?

Hello? Hello?

Can anyone hear me?

Is this thing on?

What's happening?

Commercial break?

Hello?

Do I still have to phrase everything as a question?

Why am I on Jeopardy?

Is this heaven or hell or what the fuck is going on?

Some place in between?

Is the escalator broken?

Is it because I used the f-word?

Why was I talking about a bus accident?

Should I be talking about my day and maybe a few things about life in general?

Bus accidents that didn't happen?

Or, did it happen?

How could I even know that I was dead if I was dead?

Maybe, after they threw me under the bus, I did die, but I don't remember that part?

Maybe that's why it feels like I have a hangover today?

Was I thrown under a bus?

Did someone bused a cap in my ass after all?

Why can't I write a decent post today?

Is hell just a vicious cycle of waking up to write the same shit post day after day?

How many more stupid game show posts about bus accidents can one person write before people notice that's all they ever seem to talk about?

Why does my head hurt?

Who turned that tv up so loud?

Seriously?

Do I look like I got hit by a bus?

Chuck Got Dragged - Copy.jpeg
Recent selfie?

The end?

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Who is @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself?

That's correct! You have control of the board.

Whatever you feel like saying next for $400.

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What is a cool blue box with words on it? I mean! Wait!

Who is @therealpaul?

You've got it!

I think I'm bored of Jeopardy hell now.

Clearly, I've been thrown under the bus today.

How did I know! LOL!

Well thank god you aren't dead, cause you pay so good in comments...

What are vote beggars?

vote beggars...

What is every vote beggar, ever? :)

Donald Trump??? xD

Sorry. Incorrect. You did not phrase your response as an answer.

Donald Trump!!! I am sure now!!!

Who is the president?

I laugh out loud for real reading your posts. This one's the best so far, when I got to scrolling that bloody bus streak I blurted a laugh so loud that it scared the upstairs neighbors dogs... Oh well, they scare me sometimes too when they bark, saving us all from dudes handing out fliers.

What are annoying neighbors?

If you have to ask, it might be you lol :P (Says the guy who had to move 8 times in 5 years because of things like "a strong odor of marijuana constantly emanating from your apartment" and "you came home at 5am and rang our doorbell asking to borrow money for cocaine and a taxi")

What is dude, I'm not actually asking questions. I'm sitting here playing Jeopardy with everyone and they don't know they're playing Jeopardy. If you truly want to see someone bomb a joke, just read my comment section...

Derp... lol weedfarley.jpg

What is hilarious?

It's always fun when I have to scrolled downwards to see the entire art piece. Glad you're still alive. Life around here would be dull without you.

What is I try my best?

My joke totally bombed here today though. Jeopardy hell is hell and will never happen again! LOL... sigh

slaps forehead What is I totally missed the joke. Now that you point it out I get it. In my defense I was distracted. Sesame Street was playing really loud in the background for my kid so I was in my own version of hell listening to puppets sing while I read this.

Here fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy!

What's up today? I feel you are anxious and a bit nervous. Why do you feel everything loud? Why your heart hurts? What scares you?

I tagged this 'funny' for a reason. This post has nothing to do with me. It's a joke about being in jeopardy hell. A joke that clearly bombed.

Clearly. You see? I am heavy and dumb, sitting in a office working on a stupid concept note.
It is Saint Valentine day today and I am sad, upset and I hate everyone because I have never been so single in my life.
ROOOAR.

Here. Try my balls. They'll make you feel better.
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Ahahah :) Grazie

See.

Happy Valentine's Day.

I hate Valentine's day.

I HATE IT

Just try to make the best of it.

Get drunk alone and throw your empty bottles at men who pass by.

I saw your last words there, just so you know. I really think the bus driver should have made an unscheduled stop after running over you, instead of driving to the end of the block first. At any rate, he turned out to be a good artist.

What is an attentive reader who likes bus art?

Once again the judges are all like "fuck it", so... that is correct?

Nope, sorry. You forgot to phrase your response in the form of an answer.

If this means you're a little post-weary: we are in the same club. Why is Steemit so exhausting? Or maybe I missed the point because I'm too exhausted. Come to think of it, it's probably just my thyroid not behaving again. Don't bother reading this comment, probably.

What is rambling? :)

Boom. :)

Whatever you feel like saying next for $400 please.

How many questions did you did in that post?
Why so many?
Don´t you know how to say something without making a question?
Why the bus thing?
Are you sure you are alive?
Why i ask so many questions too?
Omg, It is contageous?
Will i ever stop making questions?
Why the sky is blue?
Why my arse itches today?
Should i wash it again?

This poor thing looks exactly like me in the morning, and so many bloody details! You're such a talent :D

What is spaghetti and meatballs?

That’s a one of a hell long Red haired @nonameslefttouse. You look like a furious monster who has just had a bus accident. I hope you didn’t get killed.

What is The President?

I hope I have it right. In steemit comunity we should help each other.
The President of the United States (abbreviated as POTUS, pronounced /ˈpoʊ.təs/, POE-tus) is the head of state and head of government of the United States of America. The president directs the executive branch of the federal government and is the commander-in-chief of the United States Armed Forces.
Salary: $400,000 annually

What is The President?

A pos :-)

What is your opinion?

The president is a Valentine’s Day tomorrow!

What is something that doesn't make sense?

I think I got it, I just stop. However it could be anything. You can change your mind anytime. Cheers!

What is quitting while you're ahead?

That's a lot of trail of blood you left to not be dead in your recent selfie.

Insane post! Love it!😁

What is a happy customer?

A happy business 😏

What is a carnival?

Happy customers + Happy businesses

I like the surprise ending! I didn't expect you to Buss' that move :D

What is an awesome post?

No I don't want to die actually...in accident.. no....never

What is fear?

Dibs on your stuff.

What is giving away a pack of smokes?

Nice selfie, may I ask what camera you used?

After reading this post, I'm not convinced you're not dead. I mean, I'm not sure someone breathing could write so many words and say absolutely nothing. I did laugh once, so maybe you are alive. It's going to take some more convincing

and thanks for the 'all rights reserved' notice. I was feeling compelled to cut and paste some of this into my next post, and now I realize that's not a option, bummer.

What is a very difficult answer to question?

P.S. Thanks for reminding me to get that off there.

So, the camera used was just the one that follows me around everywhere I go.

I think I'm dead. I'm still in Jeopardy hell and the comment section proves that.

Aww, very sad today the funniest person I know got hit by a bus. From the looks of it, the bus just kept driving on for a while too. Now that’s just someone with a “FUCK IT” attitude!

But for real don’t you go get hit by a dam bus and leave me alone with these crazy Pepsi addicts!

The chances are we could be in hell because I’ve had similar thing happened to me. No, no, not with a bus that just scarping good time way to die. Granted I did feel like I was hit with a bus so maybe I was as well?

I played this one video game for like 10 years. I needed a break so the plan was just to enjoy a couple of months off. I told some close friends and they had my account information so they could still box my account if they wanted.

A few months turned into a few years. I came back contact someone I noticed was online and said “hey how’s it going sorry I gone s for so long. Such and speech MEOW MEOW MOEW whatever.

There reply back was “you hack a dead guys account reported”

“Umm, I’m dead? No, I’m not”

“His best friend told me he got caught selling some dope and had a shoot-out with the police and died”

“WTF I don’t even do drugs let alone sell”

Needless to say after naming the person’s kids and some other things that only the REAL I would ever know it was realized my “best friend” was a fucking cunt.

So, I’m just not going rule out that we are in hell. I mean I live in Florida if this is not hell it’s fucking close.

What is a cunt for 200 please?

What is a really long comment?

An Enjar comment

What are the words above?

Correct, the remaining category is Time Traveling Cats.
400
500
600

I'll take Time Traveling Cats for $600.

Congratulations you have found the daily double. Now for 1200 points what is the longest comment ever written by a time traveling cat?

I'm sorry. That's incorrect.

Fuck it...right? :-) and wow that felt good to say, lol.

What is motivational speaking?

Nope, saying fuck it. :-) Almost said that to someone today. But I have bills to pay.

What is quitting your job?

I had so many damned responses to said question and kept erasing lol. I have spies, so I have to watch what I say.

What is paranoia?

The name of a song. :-)

What is Ice Ice Baby?

You got to watch out those buses will get you every time it will get better just have a couple of drinks and do a post tomorrow always enjoy your writings

What is a typical weekday?

CHUCK!! I thought you were dead!
Chuck is not dead?
YOU'RE Chuck?
Can I see the words?
Do I have to say everything in question form?
Why?
Am I dead?
Whyyyy??

What is a nervous breakdown?

I need to watch this jeopardy show. If it helps me write like you

What is a good idea?

What is a question?

I'm sorry. That's an incorrect question.

Three. I’m pretty sure the answer is three. It takes three posts about getting hit by a bus before you get invited on game shows. Wait. Was that the question or answer? Alex never liked me...

Blessings, o talented one.

What is a confused follower?

expected?

I'm sorry. That question is incorrect.

I’ve heard you stopped posting on steemit, did you?

Your question is incorrect.

I’ve heard I didn’t stop posting on steemit, didn’t I?

I’ve heard the same!

What is a parrot?

I can browse on wiki an let you exactly know, but what would be the point. I think you are playing with us. Once again, originality is not missing here. lol

What is my blog everyday?

What is funny!

That's a lot of smear. Is it possible you got hit by St. Valentine's sleigh?

Tis the season. I never thought of that. You might be on to something here.

@nonameslefttouse art is very good, is there any difficulty in creating an art

Difficult, no. Time consuming, yes. I produced these images last year though. This post is just a joke I wrote for fun.

@nonameslefttouse funny jokes, but honestly I'm confused .. 😀😀😀

Tyre tread that long and casual with no indication of braking looks like the bus may have been gunning for you D:

goatsig

What is a psychopath?

That bus driver apparently! XD

goatsig

What is truth?

That drawing in the end caught me off-guard out of nowhere. Looks really cool!
And yes, I can see those words.

What is a really long picture of my friend Chuck.

Your friend, Chuck, has demon teeth.

What is learn how to floss?

That is correct. Congrats, by answering all these questions in the comment section, you have WON Jeopardy!
Let's check out how much you've earned, shall we?

Bus accidents that didn't happen?
Or, did it happen? Thank God you werent dead at all. Because you still help to pay in comments..

To all the Steemians all over the world ... I said happy Valentines day to you all. It RED and BLACK day.

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!! Thank God you are alive to pay all the comment..

I'm not upvoting people who simply come here to get an upvote.

Happy valentine's day , nice post .careful........................

this picture is so dangerous.

very funny

Gracias ha Dios estas bien amigo, soy fiel seguidor de tus post :D

Um....yeah. I'd say so.
Next contestant, please.

I am confused with your picture .. heheheh
@nonameslefttouse

wonderful art.your writing is very Significant

your latest selfi is very impressive ,,, thanks

What is an awkward comment?

:O

Nah, you totally don't look like you were hit by the bus.
It rather looks like you tried to roll from a very steep mountain. So you look fabulous as always :d

This Canadian Writer/Artist looks like he got hit by a bus.

Please, don't die.

Maybe. Whatever.

Hi @nonamelefttouse. Thank you for posting, good post