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The 47000 Word Essay

They say, "A picture is worth a thousand words."

 
Well, I'll have you know, I spent all day counting and I found 47000 words in that picture. They're all obsolete English words. Every last one of them. I was planning on listing a few of these words I found, along with the definitions, but when it came time to research, I noticed many people have already made these lists, so I decided it would be best if I didn't waste my time doing something that's already been done thousands of times before.

If you really want to read the article I thought about writing, simply Google, "List of obsolete English words," and read one of those.

Thank you.

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^{Disclaimer: No, I'm not being lazy, this was just a dumb joke and I planned the whole thing. That took effort and the art didn't make itself. If you sat here trying to find words inside of that image, there's not much I can do to help you. I am not a doctor. If you thought this was stupid, you should probably vote because that means I did a good job.}

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