It's been raining a lot in Loutraki

in funny •  7 years ago 

How to fix holes

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where the rain gets in

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and stops my mind from wandering


Fixing A Hole (Take 1)

where it will go?

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photo credit: pixabay.com

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Any of you bots got ideas?

Crank up your AI and let's hear them :-)

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ouzo and out,
@onceuponatime

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If you put the bucket on the roof, above the hole, instead of inside the house, under the hole, you won't have to worry about emptying it.

You could make a fortune opening up a "good advice" stall in the market place! (Don't go for a job in a call center, they pay peanuts).

That was good advice! You should open up a stall as well.

I was going to. but I was stalled by circumstances and could never get back from the stall to the stall.

My internet has been stalling my circumstances all day.

I hear the worse thing in your region is jellyfish.. so you' d better be well dressed either under the rain or in the sea.. 🤩

I could impress a jellyfish just by being well dressed? Are jellyfish so shallow?

Are you looking for compliments??🤯🤯🤯

Not for the way I am dressed. That could get expensive.

How to fix holes? put bubble gum on it please.

Maybe I could put a cork in it? (I don't chew gum, but I was known to occasionally drink ouzo)

Don't you have anyone else in your home who chew gum?

I would never let a gum chewer in my apartment (they put the chewed gum under tables and chairs and things when they are through with it).

Then my friend you will have to borrow it from me ;) ask why?

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

As long as I know Ouzzaki is been made from the resin of the tree Masthiha :) and they make a chewing gum from this resin too..A lot of healing properties...

beep beep boop beep i am a robot
And since you want to fix holes & you like The Beatles here is The solution for your problem

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else if( bar ) // <- 'bar' is only checked if 'foo' is false
// <- this block only executed if 'foo' is false and 'bar' is true

Sorry bot crashed !🤣

thats a great funny post. and this idea is funny hehe

hehe.

this matter was really good hehe


Paul McCartney’s lyrics for Fixing A Hole
Credit:

... And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
Where I belong I'm right
Where I belong...

Are you right where you belong too?

Hmmmm.... I wonder ... is the question whether we are right where we belong or whether where we belong we are right? What would you say?

I get confused easily and can't answer that :-)

seems like new adventure travel is on the cards ; )

Oh? Do you know something that I don't?

Just put buckets to catch the water, that is what we did in El Salvador when it was raining inside the house through a hole. lol

And then your mind was able to go wandering I hope :-)

Forget the holes and Just enjoy the Rains 😀😀

Is that what you do?

If it happens in my country I will surely do that, cause it never rains here 😥

You need the right materials to fix the holes, but not all holes are fixable. One must have the wisdom to know the difference. At times you replace the product rather than fix the holes. LOL

Your wisdom shines through (the holes). LoL

Place pots where the drops fall and so take advantage of watering your bushes. ;)

My bushes need trimming, not watering :-)

I saw this style for the first time. I only know about bid bots. I do not treat myself as a bot..

What, no ambition?

if you close the lap top you will fix the hole :p
the rain is only in Corinth not to Loutraki :pp
you can stop your mind if you go to Casino.. :ppp

The rain is actually in Loutraki too (just ask my balcony if it is wet).

xaxaaaa.... it told me that it needs mopping :)

Yeah but what about ass-holes? How do you fix those? 😯😯😯

Maybe the first commenter had something with his "bubble gum" idea.

Well I am guilty of putting chewing gums under the table 😂😂😂😂

I knew it!!!!

Tell me which hole you are taking naughty boy ;)

I take what I can get.

I think the rain ends up to the sea

I have the contrary opinion. I think the sea ends up to the rain :-)

You are too funny, but i think you are right cos water disappears through evaporations, back to heaven and later comes back as rain

This does not compute... Does not compute... Errrrror!

I told you that you have to fire up your AI, didn't I?

It's coal fired and I am all out of coal!

You could always put your diamonds into a decompression chamber and turn them back into coal :-)

Now that is out of the box thinking!

Much better than my, bury lots of trees under mud and wait for hundreds of thousands of years plan!

First you need to see how big these holes are? :P

The size of a hole is in the eye of the one who falls in to it, wouldn't you say?

I like your writing style but you are again shy to credit @twiceuponatime for the first two pictures!
It looks like there was a lot of rain?

The first two pictures were mine, all mine.
@twiceupoinatime is only responsible for any deficiencies in the post :-)

Ignore my ignorance! Apologies are all I can request from you! :D

I would use Dr fixit instead.
Guaranteed leakage stop

I would use Dr fixit instead.
Guaranteed leakage stop

You probably have to paint your room very colorfully ... if it's to believe Paul!

In the third world we simply place a container that stores the water, if it is filled, you change it. And if you do it while listening to those musical geniuses, it will be more pleasing! hehehe

It is inevitable not to listen to the Beatles. It's a great idea hahaha. Thank you for giving me an afternoon of good music, from Venezuela, greetings!

Well the saying in the DIY trades is: "Water always wins!"

I did have water coming in here, and did a post on how I fixed it :)

https://steemit.com/howto/@old-guy-photos/how-to-fix-a-leaking-sunroof?

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There's not even a way for you to monetize this at this point, just listen and enjoy, isn't that awesome? Haha!

My brother-- the next Eddie Vedder? :) Ah, maybe I'm reaching.

Put a big umbrella on the roof where there’s a hole, but the wind may blow it away!
So it’s better to make sure the wind will not blow the umbrella off, you should sit under the umbrella and hold it tight!

I really liked your imagination means, you used the subject as rain and you expanded like an story and that needs imagination because sometimes people put lot of efforts to come up with uniqueness but in my opinion the uniqueness is not about the length it's about the impact and outcome, and i really liked this interesting post.

Literally that second picture is so heavy and it's reflecting as about rain and that also heavy rain, and most of the time when we see these type of weather most of us prefer to stay at home and tend to eat some hot snacks with tea or coffee to enjoy the season.

So, keep up this work. Wishing you an great day and stay blessed. 🙂

Nice to heear, that you're from Greece!
I know from my brother Loutraki is a nice place to spend some time... I drank some bottled water with this name.. I could say my second home is Athens :)
Greetings from Bulgaria!

p.s. Love the soundtrack of your post :P