AUSSIES CAN'T SPEAK PROPER

sift666 (65) in funny • 7 years ago (edited)

Imagine if a Yank who couldn't tell the difference between an Aussie, a Kiwi, and a Saffa, decided to make videos taking the piss out of Kiwis.

So he pretends to be a Kiwi but his accent sounds like a Saffa trying to be an Aussie. And then he gets a key difference between Aussie and Kiwi accents totally mixed up.

And he makes videos about deck sealant.

"DICK" he keeps saying, when he means deck. But that is what Aussies do because they can't say "e" without turning it into an "i". Kiwis have no problem saying "deck"

Another thing Aussies can't say is "i" which is a problem when they try to say things like "fish and chips" - they totally mangle it and say "feash and cheaps" And then they have the nerve to say that Kiwis say "fush and chups" because that is what proper English sounds like to an Aussie.

My new Steemit friend @deliberator pointed me at this accent balls up video and I watched it totally perplexed until it dawned on me that the guy making it had no frigging idea what he was talking about... (squirrels... LOL)

Check him out! Clueless preak...

Now here is how to speak proper:

WWW.SIFT.CO.NZ

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7 years ago by sift666 (65)

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manorvillemike (65) · 7 years ago

Proper my ass. There is no such thing as proper. Language evolves, like everything else.

My uncle joe.

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sandrina.life (58) · 7 years ago

AUHAUHAUAHUAHUAHUAH

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sift666 (65) · 7 years ago

Aussies don't evolve!

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manorvillemike (65) · 7 years ago

Oh I stand corrected. ... Bet the women have pouches.

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sift666 (65) · 7 years ago (edited)

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sift666 (65) · 7 years ago

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sandrina.life (58) · 7 years ago

DUDE, some Aussie are bloody funny even with their ridicoulous accent.
Have you checked Alex Williamson on youtube?
HI-LA-RIOUS!!

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sift666 (65) · 7 years ago

LOL - I HAVE NOW! - Aussies are spastic cunts!

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blazing (70) · 7 years ago

Aussiessssssss !!! from the epiglottis

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sift666 (65) · 7 years ago

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viraldrome (67) · 7 years ago

Kiwi's and Aussies sound exactly the same to me. I am Canadian though so I guess I just sound American to you.

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sift666 (65) · 7 years ago

Canadian aye?

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viraldrome (67) · 7 years ago

It's so embarrassing the world knows our PM now. He cries in public and shit, its brutal.

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sift666 (65) · 7 years ago

Here in NZ we are proud of our prime minister...NOT...

https://steemit.com/kiwi/@sift666/is-new-zealands-prime-minister-actually-a-transvestite-vampire

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lisaliebeslust (49) · 7 years ago

lol very funny... actually, sometimes as an American, I do have problems to understand the Australian accent as well. It's by far easier to understand ~~New Zealanders~~ Kiwis.

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sift666 (65) · 7 years ago

Yes - we can speak real English!

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beinart (55) · 7 years ago

Oi! Can too mayte!

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teamnz (50) · 7 years ago

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nishuxr (50) · 7 years ago

hahaha,,,LOOK on it,,@sift666

i am so grateful if you check my post:
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https://steemit.com/introducemyself/@nishuxr/a-memorable-day-of-my-life-with-introduction

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sift666 (65) · 7 years ago

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mdriadrahman26 (49) · 7 years ago

oh!
its aussie ,,so lool,,
really funny

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sift666 (65) · 7 years ago

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masterlegend (50) · 7 years ago

its so marvelous pointed dear @deliberator
thanks for share

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sift666 (65) · 7 years ago

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kretorkk (56) · 7 years ago

Wow that's great funny.

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sift666 (65) · 7 years ago (edited)

Are you a bleeding Aussie?

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cutiepie (58) · 7 years ago

that's kinda tricky hahah

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sift666 (65) · 7 years ago

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marianneyardley (48) · 7 years ago (edited)

She defined Boy Racer as a HOON without telling people what HOON means FFS. Of course I know, it's a kind of jelly fish. Not.

When I was hoonin around with some Palmy chucks around the London orbital (before I lived in NZ) I said something about the hooners who were making our difficulties more difficult (we didn't understand the orbital concept and didn't have a map). When I said hooners, they all pissed themselves. It had to be explained to me that when someone is hooning, they are a Hoon. No sucha thang as hooner, cuz.