Defend Yourself

in funny •  7 years ago 

What I bring with me when I need to use a public restroom to defend against attacks via the glory hole

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Just don't take George Michael with you!

don't get it so guessing that's either a sport or music reference :p

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Lol,when I need a public toilet, I take with me a friend who is ready to protect me from any attack in this situation , ha ha ha :D

looks like your friend is prepared to attack your own bits

Lol, when he's furious, I'm afraid of him, haha

LOL @traf, I have my defense against attacks on the way to the toilet and she is always with me :D

not sure if dumbo there can squeeze through the glory hole

And if course whilst it's front end is occupied you can get jiggy with the back, genius!

woah
its like a turtle spit
something the shredder always wanted

Stunning post @traf.
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some people can't get hard without it

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Lol. As someone tries to pass without waiting in the toilet, my guard knows his business. Now this guy does not need a toilet anymore :))

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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

to defend yourself could be fun? When you knock someone to the ground you feel a sense of pride. Flipping a guy 80 pounds heavier than yourself gives ..

Defend Yourself by traf

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ha ha ha

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oh no its so funny

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Damn that guys should play with those snapping turtles they easily can bite of a finger or whatever comes trough the glory hole 😂

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

I love this defense mechanism. Attackers are in for a fight.

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  ·  7 years ago Reveal Comment

great funny.good work.

wow
really great funny post..
i like it...
thanks for sharing...

Defend Yourself