When your wife is getting an ultrasound to find out if it's a girl or boy, but the doctor tell her that actually she's just fat
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Well, at least that's a relief for you and your girlfriend
Better be careful, though, your wife had that killer look in her eyes
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it's the only relief i ever get from her
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Ouch, I hope she's not looking over your shoulder right now or you're gonna get it.
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Your wife didn't use the pregnancy test correctly
No wonder she thought she was pregnant
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i guess there are some pubes growing in the wrong places too
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Haha, I thought that was just ear stuff.
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Haha too many buns in the oven
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definitely too many donuts down her chute too
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That's a scary looking bun...I think if food looked like that, I'd eat less.
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Yea it looks more like it's actually going to eat you than the other way around lol
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Exactly, haha.
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"I told you so," says the guy.
I laughed out loud over this one.
Too bad there isn't a shorter way of saying laugh out loud. I will work on it and come up with something.
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yeah i think you have to record the laugh in dsound and send it as a reply or something
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Yeah this one was actually funny. xD
Very unusual of traf.
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Then he shouts, "April Fool's! You're having fucking quintuplets!"
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damn, she must be a cat or something
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Haha, that will be quite the April fool's. I'll pass out if my doctor said that to me.
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There's a thing called home pregnancy test
Even teenagers know about them
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she sure wants to make sure there
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Sometimes, the results aren't accurate so the more the better, right?
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I wonder which is worse:
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you're actually in labor and giving birth to twins.
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hmm dunno, there should be a tv show called pregnant or fat or something
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A fat reality show, I think they'll have no problem finding people to go on.
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Both kind of equally bad cuz you're fat either way.
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lol randomly needlessly harsh
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My mom tells me to be truthful and honest so I try to do that as much as possible.
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Hmmm, very intuitive, time for me to get off my butt and do some exercise.
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Haha your humor knows no bounds.
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I actually just laughed out loud and scared my pug. Thank you
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Haha yeah gave me a laugh too :)
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Lol, then I will answer the doctor, "Hey, open your eyes, she has a real fighter in her belly!" ha ha ha :D
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How to understand that you are fat and not pregnant. The first sign that you're fat - this is when you can not get up from the couch :)) Lol
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When know just i am fat. I have no baby.
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"We're not paying this bitch on our way out."
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Hahahahha. Lol..
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Ha ha very bad situation that time wife will think which time i will have baby i can't say that i have baby or i am just fat.
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You were on your peak in the last these days I didn't like this one :(
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I hope that God does not deprive one of the children
The most beautiful children in the universe
He claimed that God gave me a child
I wish so frankly
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