I Hate My Kid

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When you're having a nice chat to a pretty lady at the supermarket and your kid suddenly pops out of nowhere to cockblock you

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But every once in a while when it looks like you're gonna be gang raped by some belugas

The youngster comes to the rescue

ya, rape them instead, leave me alone!

That's an awesome block! lol I tried looking for the full play on Youtube but couldn't find it.

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Thanks for sharing..

I've got a simple word that will stop this dilemma

Vasectomy

does it stop a 5 year old from existing?

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Thanks for you....

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@traf,
No worries dude, kid came nowhere means "your wife is around here"! It might a damn day when she found you with this lady :D

Cheers~

that's just madonna trying to forcibly adopt children

Thanks for you sir...

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I also hate kids
They are like this pole to your sex life.

woah, cock blocked!

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Thanks for sharing.

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Thanks god your wife does not pop up otherwise ....you know better.

every time i so much as glance in the direction of another woman

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Hahaha fantastic funny post..

Kids can actually be good wingmen until they're old enough to tell mom

that's why a dog is better

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Hahaha that's great funny.

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Really annoying and shameful

kids are kids after all

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LOL

That's why i hate kids. Dude they don't even allow me to sex with my own wife.

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I found your kid @traf. I think he has reached his goal.

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Wow amazing funny.

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Very interesting funny sir..

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Lol. My wife so taught the child that he became my shadow. So I can not just talk to women :)

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Lol. In such cases, I always say that it's a neighbor's boy who was asked to look after.

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Nice funny..

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Hehehe silly joke but I liked it:p

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The best way is if you send the child to the game room. Then you will not have problems in communicating with the ladies.

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How I imagine the ride home

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Excellent... Very funny meme..

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Hhahahaha, and she be screaming daddy daddy everywhere!

hahah the bastard.

Xd Forever alone mate.

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calm @traf that your wife did not find out

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Hahaha. What about that ?

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I go through on it πŸ˜‚ you don't have to explain more, I can understand what it feels certain time 😣

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Hey @traf your son came to you all of a sudden and told you daddy my mom sends you to say why do you take so long? hehe very funny meme

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Very interesting funny@trar sir.

interesante, no lo alcanza porque viene desde atrΓ‘s.

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Yeah this, is a stupid joke but I liked it:one

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When you are having sex with your wife and your kids wake up. And the kid says daddy what are you doing with mommy.

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Hahaha. That's a tragedy

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My cat :)
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  • Hey dad, remember mom said you should get her diapers for jake and sam.
    At this moment, it could either go two ways
  • Hey do I know you,
    Or
  • this is my sisters kid, he has regular amnesia
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