I'm Not A Real Doctor?

in funny •  7 years ago 

pretty girl: Are you really a doctor?
me: Course I am, now turn around and let's have a look at that prostate 'ey?

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Of course you are

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woah using the thumb so she doesn't ask is it in yet? good thinking

Really :) After the response of a pretty girl, I disagree with you

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woah, i'd rather he just use his cock

2 in the pink 1 in the stink!

definitely the fist

Pretty girl : But I do not have prostates..
Doctor : Nice joke...

'that's what we're here to find out'

Then, you can see a penis to check because pretty girl is a ladyboy. For fake doctor fake girl LOL
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holy shit
what's worse was he probably tasted his friend there too

Lol. Oh no, I'm not a doctor, I'm a nurse :))

she comes in useful when the stairmaster has broken down

When @traf is doctor asf 😁

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think my butt is broken!

Doctor(traf): No honey, every butt has a crack in it .
If you still don't believe this then let my middle giant finger jump in 😉

Patient: sorry i don't want to lose my virginity 😁

Doctor: bitch, i was talking about my finger 😒
Not my dick 😂

lol? but my ass crack travels width wise

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nice ;)

Lol, beautiful girl can also be answered "Oh yeah, I hope you understand what I mean?", ha ha ha :D

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You are a wonderful and successful person
You really make me laugh

Young Brunette:
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible" says the doctor, "show me".
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you? You're really a blonde".
She says "Yes, doctor". "I thought so." he says " Your finger is broken".
😂

When you will want look prostate'ey she will understand that you are not a doctor.
Cheers

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

I'm not a real doctor, But they call me Dr. Worm.

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Someone just end it quick

oh no ,,its great funny,,i laughing

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ha ha ha ,,!
fun unlimited

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LOL @traf, in such cases I answer "Believe me baby, I'm a real doctor"

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very good funy. i like it.

Of course you are

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God damn it, Jim, I'm a misogynist, not a doctor!

Trust me, I'm not a Doctor