Match Found

in funny •  7 years ago 

When you spent the last 3 days swiping right and finally get a match

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It's times like this that I'm glad the internet exists


Then again you never know what might tickle your snout

Lucky boy, he got to kiss her pussy.

Or is that a dog?

Na that's her side bitch

got a bit of tongue in there too

That is only half the battle, now you have to prove your charm and woo her


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winning half the battle is still winning

If at all possible don't stop halfway, you'll feel great going the whole way young man

Haha That is a smart move- Genes don't lie

Yes, and also your feelings don't lie when you feel terror at just looking upon her resting bitchy face.


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Only minutes before the organised date, you realize that the other persons profile looked familiar. You look again and realize it was one of your fake accounts you created to stalk an ex...

But fear not alcohol will assist

But don't get too drunk, or you won't be able to dance dance dance the night away.

this is what happens when all your exes are bisexuals

Traf please teach me how to improve my tindfer game do I need to open fake profiles just like u ?

fakes are better than nothing

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steemder eh? could use something like this

greaaaaat idea!!!! :D

It will likely attract all the golddiggers :P

Why not, you still can't buy love with STEEM :)

Oh absolutely, Steem is Love!

When she looks better in person too so you strut your stuff

looks better in person? I'm guessing you've never used tinder

Nah proper dating sites I have and some were, tinder I didn't bother with haha, pointless.

Don't forget to come prepared with gifts



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The party is short-lived when you realize it's your sister. The next time you see each other won't be awkward or anything.

every hole's a goal dude

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Looking sexy for the date


Do The Dance to get the mojo going

I broke my own record..took me 3 months last time..


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Bwahahah....her finger slipped, here's $1 go buy yourself some floss

What about the shaving machine?

It's ok the messy bearded look is in

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Be careful @traf, there are psycho swiping waiting to see how desperate you are on Tinder

Head Hunters - Not The Recruitment Kind



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Haha and when you spend 3 months swiping right and get a match

My Last 3 days only

Ha ha ha ! :) You are great man :)) @traf

Nice :)))

I have been patient for the last 3 days. I want the last 4 days before. @traf

:) :) :))

Yeah it does suits the dance ;)

But then you realize it's all a simulation (Black Mirror spoiler)

Damn, I love that show