When you meet your girlfriend's mother for the first time and she didn't know you were going to be late
or Asian
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7 years ago by traf (81)
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F that. Tell her that you're sorry for being late, but more sorry that she has to look at you that way because her entire face can't move after all of the nasty plastic surgery she and her purple-dyed poodle have had.
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damn dude, the burns are real!
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Vile vial of poison half empty today to shake things up.
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Really it's advice for life...
Don't be Asian around white people
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haha exactly
shouldn't be too hard for 3/4 of the world
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Tell her you were doing math, excelling on the cello, and programming a computer. You have to use your stereotypes to your advantage.
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sure, might as well just flop out my short cock for inspection while im at it
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Well, in the gif, she is looking down...
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Haha just tell her your hobby is collecting coins. Bitcoins more specifically. And you will be like the son she never had .
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haha not sure if that's impressive enough, she looks pretty wealthy
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Yea maybe the only thing that impresses her is a big bratwurst
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Tell her you will do whatever she ask you to do the whole day. Please her like a queen.
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hahahah good one bro (y)
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look at her face...exactly she is going to be react like this...be on time...
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Lol right, our parents are from a different generation, they were raised differently, with a different Outlook and opinions, bless their hearts.
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This type of look is in enough to realize that if you continue your relationship, this lady is gonna suck up your blood haha
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I can't wait to see her face when you tell her you're coming for her next.
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No funny reply just a compliment. Your use of spacing here was perfect. I almost missed the big “or Asian” payoff. By delaying it and almost hiding it above the picture it created two laughs. The “late” was amusing but the “Asia”hit it out of the park. Kind of a warm up act for the real joke. Well done. It’s not easy what you are doing and it is incredibly fun to consume.
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when did this happen
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