Meeting New People

in funny •  7 years ago 

When you meet Gloria, a social worker who tells you she use to be your best friend Garry from primary school

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      ·  7 years ago (edited)

    It gets better

    Then Garry Gloria tells you he she has always wanted to crush on you ever since you guys wrestled in the high school gym together

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Hey traf, if you like my athletic romance

    Can you please scroll all the way down to your last post and see my reply to advent the advancement in sport ala next level cycling style

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      ·  7 years ago 

    now that's a sex face

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Hahah I just sprayed my coffee all over the table when I saw this lol

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      ·  7 years ago (edited)

    Com'on Dan, we all know it was something else you sprayed all over your desk ;)

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Touché

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Drenched

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Let's just say Kleenex wouldn't be doing so well if it wasn't for me

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        ·  7 years ago 

      If it's the same Garry I'm thinking of, I'd be more surprised if he became a social worker than if he became a woman.

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        ·  7 years ago 

      what if she was really hot?

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        ·  7 years ago (edited)

      People change
      ;)

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        ·  7 years ago 

      You also realize that you had sex with her a few nights earlier at the club - that explains why "she" was so tight

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        ·  7 years ago 

      hmm yeah sticking it into another man's peehole could be a bit of a squeeze

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        ·  7 years ago (edited)

      You need to aim a little higher next time dan

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      My aim has let me down lately ..

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        ·  7 years ago (edited)

      After the initial shock has settled you ask her why

      And she discreetly whispers into your ears, Tell me do you still have that fetish for manly women with hairy arms?

      Then it dawn upon you that she's going to work on you and not just socially

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Haha

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          ·  7 years ago (edited)

        Suddenly you think back to all of those fun bike rides with Garry around the neighborhood, and speed dial your therapist.

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          ·  7 years ago 

        this movie was funnier than the critics gave it credit for

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          ·  7 years ago 

        She then proceeds to let one rip and the smell reminds you of the good old days...


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          ·  7 years ago (edited)

        Whew the things you boys did at wood work class

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Hey @dj123. give that you have submitted 950 posts since October, you must have seen quite a bit. (Calm down @steemmatt, I mean comments). I'm going on Holidays for a week, do you mind if I set up my account to follow your voting while I'm gone? so it doesn't go to waste. I'll be gone til next year (1 week).

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Yeah no worries, I'll setup my streemian so you can just follow it while you're away.

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Thanks mate. I knew Dan was wrong when he said those things about you... You're all right :)

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            ·  7 years ago 

          no Dan was right....I will now use your voting power to flag down every crazy mofo so when you get back you'll have some authentic followings......flag followings.

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            ·  7 years ago 

          If the rumours about Garry were true, he definitely knew how to work wood.


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              ·  7 years ago 

            @traf - So - that bulge in her pocket wasn't a torchlight she was carrying?? LOL
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              ·  7 years ago 

            the military is paying for sex changes now.

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                ·  7 years ago 

              hello friends ...? i like your post ...? hopefully healthy always and long life ya ...? my regards @mizi23

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                  ·  7 years ago 

                haha

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                    ·  7 years ago 

                  Hhhh I liked the idea

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                      ·  7 years ago 

                    Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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                        ·  7 years ago 

                      @traf -that dude got lots of girlfriends like football players that he couldn't even remember her position on the pitch.LOL

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                          ·  7 years ago 

                        I don’t get it, but I want to!

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                            ·  7 years ago 

                          yes...that's the look hahahhahaha :)

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                              ·  7 years ago 

                            That explains that one sleepover.

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