Plans Spoiled

in funny •  7 years ago 

When you're about to successfully roofie someone but her stupid cockblock friend stops you the last second

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Every girl needs a quick-thinking best friend! And look at the girl's face when he wanted to kiss her!

must have thought she had some pretty tough lips

At that time, thinking is canceled and imagination is strengthened

Don't be discouraged. Stick with it and you'll be back on track in no time.

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the last thing she'll ever see

Traffy you seem to have a lot of trouble with Roofys? Get Allan in from the hangover he knows how to do it!

it's harder than it looks
and the ones that aren't pretty enough to bother to be careful usually don't go in 1 roofie either

there is always a bad friend around us. Sometimes this bad friend is yourself.

you just have to be a little more crafty.

that's me at the all you can eat buffet

Haha yeah there is always someone out there cutting our lunch


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all you white guys look the same to me
so it just looked like the guy waved and then he stood next to the girl

Haha lmao, yeah now I can see the resemblance :)

Hehehehe there is usually something we say in Africa ,when you are about to succeed in life and u seem to be losing all the opportunities, we would say that your village people are after you.

In Africa, the village people are assumed to be wicked people who never want you to prosper and i think that's what this cat is facing right now. The cockblockibg friend is his village person that doesn't want him to succeed . Hehehehe

1 cockblocker is enough
i don't need an entire village please

Or when your assets turn into a liability and you cock'lock' yourself

LOLOLOLOL

So funny

Hā hā, āmādēra lāñca kāṭiẏē ōṭhāra āgē'i ēmana kē'u āchē
yakhana āpani saphalabhābē kārō sāthē laṛā'i karatē yācchēna kintu tāra mūṛha kautuka bandhu āpanākē śēṣa dbitīẏa sṭapa
pratiṭi mēẏē ēkaṭi druta cintā sērā bandhu praẏōjana! Ēbaṁ cumbana karatē cā'ilē mēẏēṭira cēhārā dēkha!
Sē manē karē sē tāra bēśa kichu sundara ṭhōm̐ṭē chila
niruṯsāhita karabēna nā. Ēṭi saṅgē sṭika ēbaṁ āpani kōna samaẏa ṭryāka phirē āsatē habē.
Ṭraphi āpani Roofys saṅgē anēka jhāmēlā āchē balē manē hacchē? Ayālāna pāna ēbaṁ hyāṁōbhāra thēkē tini jānēna kibhābē tā karatē habē!

haha its so funny.
am wating for your funny pos@traf

Thanks for you

Ha ha really so funny post @traf

That's why every foolish cute chick needs to have a wing-girl.

@traf,
A wise man said "If you wish to find a girl friend, you must try to her cockblock (I just added this word) friend"
Traffy, now I understood why that wise man said it. I thought he was a wise man, but now I understood he said it by experience lol :D

Cheers~

Lol. When I tried to hide my girlfriend that would go into the house secretly, she spoiled everything :))

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Lol, when I found a girl and I think I can find even better, my friend always teaches me that I would start the process immediately, otherwise I will be the second, ha ha ha :D

as I am making this presentation at my alma mater, I can see spot at least three faces across the room that at one point or another last year consulted

Trophy Do you seem to have a lot of trouble with Roofys?

Rainy Day

wow..very nice

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

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And for anyone who thinks it uncouth to shit talk the deceased, get over it. The dead don't care if you speak ill of them. They're DEAD. Have you ever been

Because no matter how much you plan, nobody can say how you will end up 5 years down the line.

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Panda Frat Party

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That was how my vegetarian gf steal chicken from my plate lol : )

haha,very funny moment. I like fun.
many many thanks for share.

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The Teachings From The Simple Life

Hehehe very nice funny
I like it meme😃😃😃

I'm an alright looking woman, the villagers don't scream when I walk by. However. she is like freaking Adriana Lima, so I know my place on the "hot girl

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hehehe.. very nice funny..
I like it this post..
Thanks for sharing @traf..
I appreciate your post....

@gentlebot, @traf and @trafalgar is a great man. I love you all guys.

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hahaha so funny the cats are beautiful and cute..

Hahaha very nice funny
I like it your every funny Post...@traf

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That is smarter, don't wait for it. Just do it

Acknowledge their intentions

Whatever you say.

The Teachings From The Simple Life

hahahahah very funny and stupid !

wow...Very funny boss@traf

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For the sake of the ladies who bared their all for this fart locked in a plain black DVD case, I really really REALLY hope they were either paid moderately ..

@gantelbot and @traf great man. I like it.

My dear friend @gantelbot and @traf I like it.
I like this your all post. thanks for sharing this post .

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Hahaha great funny..🤓🤓
I love funny....,🤓🤓🤓
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A wise man said "If you wish to find a girl friend, you must try to her cockblock (I just added this word) friend"
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haha.......... how funny video. I hope you like fun.I also like.

You need to go to the Bill Cosby School to raise the roofie

. the villagers don't scream when I walk by. However. she is like freaking Adriana Lima, so I know my place on the "hot girl food chain" and ...

ha ha what's going on.......... it's very funny

Wow.....Really i am wating for your funny [email protected] for sharing....i respect you...

Wow.....Really i am wating for your funny [email protected] for sharing....i will respect you...

When I arrange a hunt for mice, my stupid brother, always spoils everything :))

Who is this, Bill Cosby?

Hard to find a dumb cute pussy without protection these days.

Hā hā hā, āmādēra lāñca kāṭiẏē ōṭhāra āgē'i ēmana kē'u āchē
ṭraphi āpani Roofys saṅgē anēka jhāmēlā āchē balē manē hacchē? Hyāṅga'ōẏā'ura thēkē ayālāna pāna tini jānēna kibhābē ēṭi karatē!
Niruṯsāhita karabēna nā. Ēṭi saṅgē sṭika ēbaṁ āpani kōna samaẏa ṭryāka phirē āsatē habē.
Pratiṭi mēẏē ēkaṭi druta cintā sērā bandhu praẏōjana! Ēbaṁ cumbana karatē cā'ilē mēẏēṭira cēhārā dēkha!
Hē'ihēkhānē āmarā sādhāraṇata kichu kichu balatē pāri āphrikāẏa, yakhana āpani jībanē saphala habēna ēbaṁ āpani manē karēna yē saba suyōga hārātē habē, āmarā balaba yē āpanāra grāmēra lōkērā āpanāra parē āchē.

Āphrikāẏa, grāmēra lōkērā duṣṭa lōkēdēra balē manē karā haẏa yārā kakhanō'i āpanākē samr̥d'dha karatē cāẏa nā ēbaṁ āmi manē kari ē'i biṛālaṭi ki ēkhana'i sam'mukhīna hacchē. Kākōkabibiṁ bandhu tāra grāmēra lōka yē tākē saphala karatē cāẏa nā. Hehehehe
āmi ē'i anuṣṭhānaṭi ēra u'insa prasārita śuru balē yē satyi'i ānandita! Parē āpanākē balachi! Sōniẏā bā'irē! (Ēbaṁ hyām̐ āmi ē'i GIF XD tākāna kibhābē biparītē bhālabāsā)U5duFhMyBF91pB7JH7JZPRL8K3tNF8M_1680x8400.jpg

Why are women always saying that to me?” Jon grumbles, as he returns to his paperwork.

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