Preparing For a Long Road Trip

in funny •  7 years ago 

Preparing for a long trip so I won't have to get out of the car to pee
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Put on a condom XL size and make "water" balloons - They are great fun to throw at pedestrians

hmm not too sure why I have to go down a couple of sizes just to do that...

Nice post! What will happening, if someone resteem your post?

Hehe solid answer

Another method is the beer bong (funnel and tube), with a hole drilled in the floorboard to position the tube. No worries about aim or overflowing the bottle.
Or the adult diapers, for the traditionalist. I knew a guy in college who one year wore Depends adult diaper to watch the Super Bowl so he could drink massive amounts of beer and not have to miss the game to go to the bathroom.

what ever happened to just pissing and shitting yourself like real men?

LOL. In retrospect, I guess he was one of those uppity, prissy, nose-in-the air, stuck on himself, cultured types.

Forgot, you have to first get in, LOL 😁

haha good point

LOL

Your liver/diabetic shock light will come on in 20 miles. You'll be peeing molasses if you ever pee again.

haha i meant the empty bottles are for me to piss in :p

Of course, but those bottles got emptied somehow.

Why prepare bottles if you just can pee out of the window like these fresh dudes? Amateur...

Maybe you could pee in the car fuel tank directly through making a pipe and run on pee instead of gas! That way you don't have to waste your pee!
Maybe that will work! Disclaimer I'm not a mechanic! 😅

Maybe for recycle😅