So Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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To get away from the fucking rebound board!

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Cause the grass is greener on the other side


That's One High Hen
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it's a trap, it's a KFC factory

Highly appreciated this one.

After weeks of being choked, Cluck jumped at the chance for freedom and flew the hoop.

haha well sometimes they get their revenge when people choke on a chicken bone

Poor chicken, the last place it wants to end up is in the bucket

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just the bucket for the kid
he doens't even want the chicken

Haha now I read it in a different way

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That poor chicken was "fowled"!

Ha nice one.

Chickens belong in buckets not baskets!

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To get away from Mr. Bean

nom nom nom that's me at an all you can eat buffet

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DONALD TRUMP: We should build a wall so the chicken can't cross the road.

And have the chicken pay for it.

Haha gold, the next bit of the clip the chicken gets his revenge on the girl who gave the chicken to that kid

got his buddy in on it too i see

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

wow very funny posr.@traf

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ (edited)

The same treat to give an ashole that over stepped boundary.

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Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

when she's already got your other balls you might as well use your head for the 3rd one

nothing but net!

That's cruel! We should eat it.

ya good idea, you're probably the first to think of it

Revenge of the chickens!

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BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

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HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?

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GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

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JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

I am not an angry bird..I prefer playing with your Brother look to this HUG..

@traf,
When Chicken decided to level the score :D

Cheers~

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

Lol, moreover, from such a turmoil the chicken can still fly away ...

leave ...

or even sail away, just to get away. ha ha ha: D

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Awesome DQmTunqkroFCoFWjCdAbZaYByDSZ1G6NH4MsdxQFqSnBEs9.gifand funny.

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OMG! that is not good for him and for nature! That child must be warned! Upvoted and Followed!

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LOL......... HA HA HA HA HA

Funny....

great post!

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I can do it ha haanigif_enhanced-buzz-20364-1386380411-11.gif

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ (edited)

excellent post. good funny post. thanks for sharing. @traf

So..... nice your funny , i like this post. all best dear..........

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ (edited)

Chickens give more than 1 point. Balls don't

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Wow...This post very funny.,😊😊😊😊😊😊thanks for sharing this post..Best of luck..Resteemit.

no ball, chicken can also be a ball.

Hehe great how funny :)

thanks for sharing us

@upvoted and @Resteem

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

haah epic run

Great shot, Seems they have fun together πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‰

Wow what a talented hen .
And a big woooooooooooooow for a kid.

Hahahah , chicken. In basket .
Very different .

Namaste

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

excellent, very funny dear friend @traf
I found another reason, to escape the daring rabbit

Β  Β· Β 7 years agoΒ 

I wonder what Chicken in a Baskit tastes like.

Nothing but net