Soon...?

in funny •  7 years ago 

When a friend went to get takeaway and it's already been 5 minutes

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When you order fast food



"I Think You Got My Order Wrong"

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In all fairness, hot dogs are kind of gross anyway, regardless of their phallic proportions

a truly extraordinary share will come back to me

I'm not so sure that'll be fast. It looks like it will be slow to come.

Hey he said that he ordered fast food he never said it came fast

just like how mama use to make them

The worst part is when the food arrives, and you only got a third of what you ordered, while everyone else got their whole meals.

lol painful
gotta pretend you're all cool with it and that you're on a diet anyway

Haha if they don't offer I guess you don't have a choice

hahaah very funny

Ten minutes after ordering

When it finally arrives

damn he's sure fast when he wants to be

Such a lousy feeling. But, you got the #69 and #71 combos again, and know the deal from when you picked up the order last time.

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Wait, do I have to Byo dildo?

If ever you need a hand, just let me know

nothing wrong with combing 2 of my favorite things in 1

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eating cum?

haha..lol..now i know were to look..

haha through your binoculars
nice

When you're too desperate and have to go in and eat right away

shitty wok is the place to be

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It definitely can make you feel like zombies from the walking dead lol

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Ha ha ha, waiting is so disgusting @traf

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Einstein says gravity can bend light. so with enough force I could stare out into the world and see what was staring back at me. Light and dark dance around, headlights of cars forcing the trees to dance, the moon creating shadows out of leaves and the drifting beyond the horizon as Ada let out a sigh to end the day. Enjoying the quiet away from the party downstairs.

Her phone beeped. "Oh Shit!" she exclaimed, "Traf post better go comment". running down the stairs to the computer,

Luckily she was a retired circus clown and the fall was nothing to her, on she trundled

No idea why they put the glass door inside their house.(In case you're wondering about the hair, her wig fell off going down the stairs). On she suffered pushing forth her computer within her reach. She quickly put her dark wig on and sat down at her computer. Just about ready to reply when suddenly the worst thing happened.

Such was her anguish she developed super powers!!

Such is the power of @traf.

Moral of the story: just comment on your phone

1, 2, 3, 4

For someone else 5 minutes is an eternity :)

And you start to wonder if you really know the person who you thought was your friend, or if was an elaborate, 15 year scheme to steal the $20 you gave him for the food.

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that is what happens every time .

5 minutes is enough :D I mean...to get....my takeaway :P

nice pots @traf

Such as for a pizza..

I can't wait until teleportation becomes a thing. This whole waiting for 10 minutes to eat has got to stop. We were promised flying cars and robot slaves! All we have are Teslas and Echo Dots.

a truly extraordinary share will come back to me

5 hrs is too late.....It is like a decade