Time To Go Son

in funny •  7 years ago 

When your mother is hinting that at 42, you're old enough to move out

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Strange it seems like just a few generations ago parents want to have their extended families close to them

Then just a generation ago kids wanted to breakout on their own

And now finally, the parents can't wait to get the kids to leave.

I wonder what's next?

Extended families before

Extended families today (mixed races)

Extended families tomorrow?

everyone will just be in a same sex relationship or married to a fridge or something new age

Not much of a problem . . .


When you're being raised by the Asian Triad

Feels like I'm insulting Traf haha

we kill the ones that get Bs

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Yeah Traffy, it's going to be tricky to get your 40some adopted son out the door


If Bitch-Slapping Doesn't Work, Try Getting Him Laid

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yeah
child support is annoying too

Ah the good old pussy trap - works every time

In Vinny's case it's become virtually impossible to move him out at this point, also no one dears to mess with him as the rumor goes that he ate the house cat when it got too much attention

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i think you have an issue if you can't see your dick without a mirror

I'll bring a forklift lol

I would definitely agree, it's like a lost world down there

you would have to take him while he's sleeping, if he starts fighting back the forklift will be toast

WTF! You Mom is being so hypocritical. Go ask your grandparents living upstairs if they think their daughter is being out of line.

ya it's a strange 60 floor building we live in
sort of like a literal family tree

Hey at least she's nice enough to wait til you're 42 ( you know it's the answer), mine was a little less subtle at 18


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ya, once it's legal for you to work the street corners, out you go

I'll just give them a little nudge in the ass

ouch, he's lucky he didn't have his dick out instead

no worry...there will be more opportunities

@traf,

Cheers~

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

And then you get tired of the constant bashing and nagging and decides to finally get married and move out:

Then you settle for any rich woman you see

it looks like a parole requirement

Oh sweet Jesus!! That's a woman... A human woman... Let's hope he's on top

Oh Shit!! I wouldn't fuck her with your dick

Hmm why does norbit come to mind

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Kids be like:



Me:


  ·  7 years ago (edited)

hahaha nice @traf he is like as lazy and poor in action to take step
but i think mom's behaviour is opposite to this which i am seeing now
she always loves to with his childs and not want to go far her childs from her eyes
her love is forever and the mom is one perosn in world which is really great for her childs and no one have much love like her for you even you are 42 or 60 her love is always fresh as you a small baby

Lol, my brother still lives with my folks and he is 48. It's like this times a thousand!

haha
he's probably annoyed that he's kids are staying with him too

Haha and she is sick of the surprises at the door

oh nah, that's just my mom coming home

dude, you mums hot. MILF

GTFO!!! Now go enjoy some male company cos...

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damn, forced homosexual relationships
now that's progressive

When you fail to plan, you plan to fail

by now my parents wish they'd used plan B all those years ago

Be suspicious if they offer to send you on a trip somewhere for a week or two. You may come back to find the house sold, with no forwarding address for them. Complete strangers don't feel as obligated to let you stay for free. Wow! Was I shocked!

you realized that maybe all these years you never had parents and it was just in your mind the whole time

That would explain why the only pictures in the house were of my brother, who was the model for the stock photo that comes with the picture frame.

Haha aka wog boys :)... My plan is to pass the STEEM to my kids and...

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The perfect revenge...haha.

That's the plan!!!!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

I want grandchildren already!!

I'm your mother, I love you, but please hook up and move out already!!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

This time, it's just life kicking you in the teeth.

And when He didn't get the required attention

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But but but mom, I just set up my new gaming station just the way I like it

Get out of my room I am playing MINECRAFT!!!

ha ha ha very funny dear friend @traf
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hahahahahahaahah...and you just sit there like '' keep talking ma'am. Funny enough i am just 27 and they are already doing more than that bird.

Dunno why my mum wants me outa the house real quick. Mayb she thinks it would push me to get married fast. hehehehe !

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Lol, oh yeah, there are such adults children who forgot that there is another world outside the door, ha ha ha :D

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

hahah and look here to todays generation now not time which are you telling @traf time is so much changed
todays mom ready for this if she say him something
but hope every one respect his parents and mothers

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Beer walking
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I appreciate this funny, best of luck dear... upvote and resteemit done

haha! YOu're Right !!

good post

Homer wouldnot care
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Get OUT, and find yourself a bird to mate..

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

She will pay for my rent and I will go.

That bird is mean though... 😀😀😀

wow really funny.

Ow(l), ow(l), Ow(l).

  ·  7 years ago Reveal Comment

So funny post...I smile now..
😂😂😂😂😂