Why Jane Left Thor

in funny •  6 years ago 

When your ex boyfriend was so abusive your vagina has an opening the shape of a square hammer

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Jane is now with loki and anal is still option left for them.

it's an open relationship

Thanks for you

Now i'm thinking about poor black widow.

not as big down there
no wonder his shorts don't rip when he transforms

Lol don't blink, you'll miss it

she should be grateful her mouth still works.

she's a woman
that's the last thing that'll ever break

cant believe i forgot that

Haha lmao, now that sounds like a good way to stretch before exercise


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team up with another guy and have a game of penis tug of war

Hahaha. Lol.
Absolutely perfect

:)

It's better than that horrible accident that happened to wolverine's ex.

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he doesn't risk masturbating

Hell yeah. Don't miss it

The moment she found out mine is upgraded to hammer shaped, she came back to me instead.
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hmm, wonder if there are plastic surgeons that can do that

Yeah yeah. I will reshape it if she wills. Lol

Now I'm thinking about another option

Thanks for you

I appreciate your post.
Thanks sir..

Damnnn, this is hard bro.

Right

Right

I like it funny.
Thanks sir.

Good morning sir..

Yeah hard bro

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You are making me feel uncomfortable..So i decide:

hihihi, yes this looks is so funny!!

Honestly I saw it more like this...

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Poor guy, he did not understand who he insulted :)

Lol. After insulting words, she decided to feed the crocodile with her ex-boyfriend.

Lol. Sure but after the vagina show

@Traf. I think he actually abusing himself because The fastest ex boyfriend would be anyone trying to get away square hammer from that cloud.its was ridiculous for funny!! I am waiting for the next one,it will more exciting & funny. @Traf. I wanna join with you sir,hehehe.such an Laughable post..

Her current boyfriend must be facing this

Vaginal blast.

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough

I have no choice but to do anal, so prepare yourself

i doubt about the weapon used by her boyfriend!

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Thor was so nieve to believe he could keep jane after he lost his hammer.
That hammer reminds jane of how big ...(sensor) was. The head, the stem, and even the handle.
Now she can't go back. Fuck you thor your dick(sensor)
Is no longer the hammer of the gods

Sir, @traf. why are they thanking @genlebot sir?? it is your post!!

yes this looks funny, but every couple must have a lot of disagreements and close their eyes to go away.

there are still two options, be sure that he does not have vomiting and his mouth works, and the other option is that he does not have diarrhea

Square hammer, I wonder if the dick was huge and heavy as thor's hammer
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Run for your life girl.lol

LOL.thst's so funny.

well, he is actually abusing himself because he is the one that actually penetrate with his Penis lol,

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