When you come home drunk at 2am and see that your wife has left you a message
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7 years ago by traf (81)
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Damn the replies are all very strong and emotional here:
It's just a god damn pickle ok
calm the fuck down everyone
I Said Clam The Fuck Down!
You Know Shit Just Got Serious When They Bring Up The Pickle
source: threadless
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my wife will slice em like how they appear in your burgers
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Lol I like your gif thank you for sharing
Following you 👏🏻
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He put a gif? where? I wanna see it too!!!
can you send me a link? I like gifs.
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here you go itchy....
There was once a little pickle
giphy
Who grew up to be come a great Dill-Lord!
tenor
But one day he got
lickedkissed, fell in love, and lived happily ever aftergfycat
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hahahah...nice one.
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That's when you jump on your bike and get the hell away from there
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how to turn up to your mother in laws funeral
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Haha definitely a good outfit to wear for that occasion
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Haha what a dick
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Don't speak to loud it might be your boss hiding under there ;)
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Note that she sensibly wasted a pickle and spared her dildo, which would've been a far more effective message. She'll undoubtedly be needing that while you sleep in the garage for the next week.
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she didn't want to electrocute herself stabbing her vibrator
the darn thing runs on car batteries
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Well look! The lady left the beginnings of a Bloody Mary recipe. Good for hangovers.
Seriously though, what married guy has the energy to stay up until 2am?
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easily when you're not around with the wife
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obviously you have been married for a loonnngggg time buddy
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Yah. One year.
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That long huh? ;)
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For all cases in life;)
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dang, no good options here - I think option A, B is still waaaayyy better than getting C - blown off, OR D - eaten off!
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Let's see what state of her husband, ha ha :)
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all of the above
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If your wife leaves you a message, and you're too drunk to see it, and just eat the pickle, was there a message?
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pretty good excuse for not seeing restraining orders, i might try it
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If my dick looked like that, I might want to have it chopped off
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mines similar but a tad smaller
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Some people have big, good looking cocks while others have deep pockets, gotta take what we can get
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No cucumber for you tonight ;)
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Direction...
Not sleeping at home, definitely not!
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smart man this mehdica!
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so hard that the knife broke, damn
run Forest, run
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This wife showed what she would do with it when she wakes up :)
Source: https: //otvet.mail.ru/question/30565604
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hate to see what she'll look like at 60
naggy!
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Good luck, my brother!
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The strength of a ninja Yai! haha
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Are you married to Lorena Bobbit?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt
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If you do not understand the encrypted message you will find it waiting for you after midnight face to face . Lool
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@traf,
Oh dude this is so funny :D
Cheers~
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hahaha you better watch out when you sleep :)
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Haha gold. Actual crack up :D
Just retreat into the bush no problemo
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so tough that the knife broke, rattling
run woodland, run
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All your hangover will blow and you will be back to the bars, LOL
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lol!!!!!!!
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wow very nice.
.hello friend please upvote my post.
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Her situation when she decided to leave you the message .
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