You Can Post As Much Spam As You Want In This Post To Get It Out Of Your SystemsteemCreated with Sketch.

in funny •  7 years ago 

I get it, you want to spam. You want to write nice and great post and whatever generic message that you cut and paste. So here is a post so you can get it out of your system. You can post as much spam as you want in this post. Tell me how great I am even though you never read any of my posts. Tell me this is the best post you have ever read, at least until the next one. Tell me to follow 4 follow. I will not follow you, but hey, go ahead and tell me to do it.

The best part is you are probably not even reading this. But if you are, hey, so you know, nobody likes your spam. People do not want to see your comments that have nothing to do with their post. So instead of annoying them, post them here. Maybe we can start the record. Let's make this the most spammy post in the world. I wonder what the record is?

So post your links and one word answers as much as you want. You can even do it multiple times. And if you have the urge to spam elsewhere, just come back here and post the spam that you were going to spam. Steemit and the people will here will thank you.

So let's do this, let's get the record for spam.

@whatageek

*my upvotes/rep disclaimer: https://steemit.com/steemit/@whatageek/my-steemit-account-where-i-stand-on-bots-self-votes-and-multiple-account

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You're the best. Pleeeeease follow me!

Nice, extra needy :p

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Can you please help me? My wife and children are sick and I just need 20 SBD to buy them medicine or they will die! Please help! Please send me 20 SBD to my wallet! If my wife and children die then I will die and Steemit will become desolate. I would not bother you but I have seen many examples of your generosity here on Steemit and I know that you have it in your heart to help a family in need. Thank you so much. God bless you! You are such a great blessing to humanity.

I am new at spamming. How was that? Haha.

Change wife and kids to dog and you have one of my previous posts lol.
Of course, I wasn't actually begging, and my dog is now on the road to recovery.

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Great post! Love that part i didnt read. Upvoted and resteemed. Congratulations you have a new follower, btw here's a link to my post www.steemit.com/spamming4likez

In all seriousness, most times people say "great post!" or something of that sort (not that follow4follow bullshit) , I dont see it as spam. The problem here is just that there's no effort whatsoever put in complimenting the author. Specifying what made the post so great would be way more pleasant and helpful

Damn Spammers lol

Because you asked so nicely.... here's a story of mine:

https://steemit.com/funny/@valderrama/i-m-not-a-whale-i-m-a-red-bull-renault

upVoted!!

Followed. Follow me back.

As a team we can help each other.

follow me, I command it!!

At least, this is something new,
@whatageek what a geek you are 😁👍.

Spam tastes pretty good if you slice it thin, fry it up, and serve with some spicy brown musturd.

This is too thoughtful of a comment for this post :p. I mean, nice, great comment.

Hahaha this is awesome!

I follow you so you follow me we happy family so you follow me

Why you not follow me yet I wait

Follow me now I wait

I still waiting. It's ok not out of system yet :)

Extra special nice post. You are most amazing. Please to follow/resteem/my post.

Whats up @whatageek I just followed you. Hope you will stay with me & follow me..

follow me follow you!!!!!!!

I don't spam. I've read this and agree. I don't post links generally. My comments are always related to the posts and I always comment after reading the posts; at least some part of it if not the complete posts.

I hope people get your message @whatageek and stop spamming.

I read it and agree. No one likes spam...

...it tastes awful!

Awesome!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Let us post all the spams... ;)

follow4follow?
This is the most amazing post I ever read....

We all need to let off a little spammy post now and then!

nice post
eat toast
FOLLOW NOW!!
UPVOTE MOST!!

Great post! You have such good thinks! Me like a lot!

F4f? We do great things on STeem!

I DON'T LIKE SPAM!

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I like socks...knitted from cat hair...darn it

Follow 4 follow bro?

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NOW UPVOTE MY DAMNED COMMENT OR I AM GOING TO CRY IN YOUR CEREAL.

Ok, I feel better. Thank you for this wonderful source to vent my Spam frustrations. I really needed that.