Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.
The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!
The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!
Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.
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Thanks for participating in the contest, but in order to qualify for a prize your jokes need to be original and not reused jokes.
Found a posting here from 10 months ago with the same joke, and I also believe I've heard this joke before.
If you didn't think of the joke yourself, it's not original. We want to hear your jokes, not jokes you've heard in the past. I encourage you to try again and provide us with something funny that you came up with.
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