Game Of Thrones E5

Warning! This post has many spoilers like Littlefinger's notes

Bronn- the drunk friend you need to give you a kick when you're about to do something stupid.

Then Dany shows her crazy, yawn!
but a meme in the memory of Dickon Tarly

Old Samwell is now Lord Tarly, Suck it papa. Don't you feel a pattern is emerging

a)Samwell will be Lord Tarly , least likely to succeed
b)Tyrion will be Lord Lannister (another one that his father hated)
c)Gendry will be Lord Baratheon ( A bastard I tell you)
d)Jon Snow will be King and nobody even knows he is a Targaryen er which brings me to

Gilly
So Gilly feels like most GFs do when talking to their bf about a book they read, you might be telling hem the secret to youth but they'll continue talking about how their boss never listens.

I'm hoping that it is not Rhaegar and Lyanna. I have never been a fan of the Jon is a Targaryen theory. It just seems so obvious. Need something to shake me to the core. Like Jon is Cersei and Robert Baratheon's son who had survived(I know there are so many things wrong with this theory
Gendry is the real Azor Ahai.

Meanwhile Bran the IT support is chilling in a tree. I mean he could just tell people the key to the entire thing.

Davos is fast becoming my favourite character, dammit just passed a death sentence

He meets Gendry who has had a terrible hair cut in the 4 seasons he has been absent. Davos tells him to be Clovis but Gendry tunes it out and just greets Jon cool as a cucumber. There is some reminiscing of Dads.

Tyrion meets his brother, no bloodshed yawn

Cersei is pregnant, she can just blame all the craziness on hormones.
Some silly Arya and Sansa nonsense

the last scene is like a hollywood blockbuster
They were unlikely allies with one common enemy btw does Thoros of Myr's prophecy remind anyone of Harry Potter
"The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death" written on the Potter's graves.

So these dumb er fearless men are going to take on the night king. I would pay a lot to see Dany asking the Night King to Bend the Knee