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His Crazy Newt desperately needed a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

His Crazy Newt desperately craved for a crown to try to balance on their head. It should be an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a crown was the chosen item.

His Crazy Newt looked for a bat that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly different action, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.

His Crazy Newt often carried a rubber chicken that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be magnificent. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

His Crazy Newt desperately craved for a pint of beer to worship. It should be an astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

His Crazy Newt craved for a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

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