The Weary NewtsteemCreated with Sketch.

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The Weary Newt always had with them a lava lamp that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Newt owned a bat that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Newt desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to break. It was an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Newt had a bag of poop to insert somewhere. This seems an original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Weary Newt desperately wanted a sword that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a sword of all things.

The Weary Newt desperately wanted a set square to worship. It was considered to be a peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered it was exciting. Bizarrely, a set square was the item that was chosen.

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