Depressed Elf desperately craved for a cheese grater that they liked to hug. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.
Depressed Elf often carried a bat that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly an extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a bat having that done to it
Depressed Elf wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.
Depressed Elf had a sponge that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sponge was the item that was opted for.
Depressed Elf searched for a piece of paper that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.
Depressed Elf desperately searched for a computer that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be an original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a computer being the item opted for.