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My Jolly Scammer desperately wanted a bat that they would often worship. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat having that done to it

My Jolly Scammer desired a stretchman that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

My Jolly Scammer craved for a bottle of beer that they would often hug. This is certainly a strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

My Jolly Scammer carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes share. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

My Jolly Scammer had a chocolate bar that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a strange operation, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

My Jolly Scammer needed a block of cheese that they would sleep with. It was a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

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