A Green Jerk wanted a painting of a melon to drop. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to select.
A Green Jerk desperately craved for a set of lego that they would share. It would have been an exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a set of lego is the item to select.
A Green Jerk craved for a teapot that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was selected.
A Green Jerk craved for a cucumber that they would often play with. This is certainly a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.
A Green Jerk carried a lava lamp that they would often play with. It was a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.
A Green Jerk desperately looked for a stapler that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a funny action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. A stapler was the chosen thing.