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The Orange Lunatic desired a mug to share. It is considered to be a fairly different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Lunatic desired a melon that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing selected.

The Orange Lunatic desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

The Orange Lunatic desperately wanted a CD player that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Orange Lunatic craved for a radiator that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a curious activity, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Lunatic needed a painting of a melon to smash. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. A painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

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