My Troubled Elf carried a cheese grater that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cheese grater having that done to it
My Troubled Elf desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.
My Troubled Elf always kept a helmet that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be an original action, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the item opted for.
My Troubled Elf desperately needed a sponge that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sponge being the item opted for.
My Troubled Elf desperately desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.
My Troubled Elf always had with them a hat that they sometimes break. It might have been an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a hat being the thing selected.