Special Woodpecker always carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.
Special Woodpecker desperately wanted a sword that they sometimes break. This seems a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a sword is the thing to select.
Special Woodpecker owned a stapler to sleep with. It was a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to choose.
Special Woodpecker had a pencil sharpener to hug. It should be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.
Special Woodpecker looked for a melon that they sometimes worship. It would have been a bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a melon would be the item that was selected.
Special Woodpecker desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.