The Green Elf

The Green Elf wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Green Elf found a piece of paper that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

The Green Elf needed a rubber johnny that they would often sit and look at. It is a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Green Elf needed a custard pie that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was sublime. A custard pie is the item to select.

The Green Elf searched for a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly different operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Green Elf wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.