Their Lovely Scammer always kept a bag of poop that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was simply life. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.
Their Lovely Scammer had a cup that they sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cup being the thing opted for.
Their Lovely Scammer had a bag of poop that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.
Their Lovely Scammer often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to sit and look at. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.
Their Lovely Scammer always carried a spade to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a spade was the item that was selected.
Their Lovely Scammer looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a can of coke being the thing selected.