Just for fun!

She asked me how much money do you have?

I said my account showing that I have to take a loan from someone.

She asked about my money which I wanted to invest on cryptos and shares.

I told my story at last. When market was going up, I thought it will go up. So, I purchased. When I purchased, it started going down. So, in order to save some money, I sold my stake. But, it again started rising. I thought I can cover my losses. So, I purchased again. But, it went down. So, I have to sell my stake. It again started going upwards. I wait for some time but, it kept going upwards. So, I purchased. But, when I purchased it again started falling. So, I sold my stake to save me from loss. But, it started going up again and kept going up and up. I thought its good time to invest. So, I purchased again. But, when I purchased, it started falling down. This time I wait but, it didn't stop. It kept going down and down. At last to save some money I sold my stake. Then it started going up. Till this time I was fully fed up. So, decided not to invest further. When I checked my bank balance, it was showing negative figure as I had over drafted from my account and now I have to pay to my bank.

After hearing it, she threw a shoe on my face and ran away.