Their Big Elf desperately needed a ball that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item chosen.
Their Big Elf owned a spade that they would throw. It should have been a fairly original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was selected.
Their Big Elf desired a chocolate bar that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.
Their Big Elf always carried a bag of poop to share. It is a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.
Their Big Elf needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.
Their Big Elf desired a chocolate bar that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.