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The Depressed Newt always kept a helmet that they would sometimes play with. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Honestly, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Depressed Newt owned a can of Tango that they liked to worship. One might say this is an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Newt desperately craved for a tomato to sleep with. It is considered to be a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a tomato is the item to select.

The Depressed Newt found a bat to throw. This seems to be a weird thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Newt craved for a spade to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a spade being the item opted for.

The Depressed Newt had a block of cheese that they sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

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