Long-Acting Contraceptives Gaining Acceptance With U.S. Women

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Long-Acting Contraceptives Gaining Acceptance With U.S. Women: New data shows that two-thirds of American women between the ages of 15 to 49 are using contraception and many are choosing implantable long-acting devices such as I.U.D.’s. Why of course they want the long-term contraceptives. I mean, what woman is gonna choose the “wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am" contraceptive?
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Scientists Excited About Finding Harnessed Horses in Pompeii: Archaeologists are excited about the discovery of 2,000-year-old horses which were still harnessed and tied near the ancient ruins of Pompeii. OK, but why’s it such a big deal that they’re still harnessed? I mean, it isn’t like after being mummified for over 2000 years, they’re suddenly gonna take off running somewhere.
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Florida Woman Drags Ex-Husband Behind Truck: A 61-year-old Florida woman, with the aid of two friends, first shocked her ex-husband with a stun gun, tied him up, cut off a big lock of his hair and then dragged him half a mile behind a pickup truck before he was able to escape. Gee, sounds like she might be upset about something.
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