Introducing Green Unicorns-- A Token For Magick Powers!

Greetings steemians! Today I want to tell you about a token you can use to give you magickal powers! It's called Green Unicorn Magick Power Tokens. For those that don't know, Unicorns is a term we made up that normal people can call themselves if they don't like calling themselves normal people. We used the term Green Unicorns because we like green. If you would like to know more about Green Unicorn Magick Power Tokens you can wave your magick wand over your crystal ball. It won't work but you can do it.

I created these tokens with someone who pretended to be in the banking industry which is why I think they will have value no matter how many we give away. We made these tokens to try to compete with other tokens that provide an actual service because we have no actual skills and we can't think of anything on our own.

We traded these tokens between ourselves for a million bitshares which makes them better than any token ever created and they will retain their value for a whole hour before losing 90% of their value. You can trade these tokens all you want but really we want you to use them to buy magickal powers. All you have to do is find a wizard who wants to rent you his magick. Then, you have to convince him to use our tokens. You can negotiate how long you rent his magick power for how many tokens, it can be for one second or a million years! Then, put the terms of the deal in the memo so we can offer them more tokens for their magickal powers. Then enjoy your imaginary wizard powers!

We think the wizards will want to accept our tokens because we're narcissists and can't figure out why anyone wouldn't want to use our token because we think everyone else is stupid and because we don't understand how cryptocurrency works. Besides, I'm going to change my profile picture to a girl with big boobs as I think this will make people want to follow me.

These tokens are so valuable I will give anyone who upvotes this post and follows me because of my fake picture with big boobs a million tokens and anyone who resteems this post will be entered into a lottery for 10 billion tokens! We're hoping that if we can convince some suckers to use our tokens to buy magick powers that maybe some of the magick powers will rub off on us and we'll be wizards and won't have to make up names for ourselves so we can pretend to be better than normal people. Then we can join the wizard party in the magickal land of make believe! You can contact us by performing a special ritual then going to sleep and contacting us in your dreams. Steem on suckers, I mean Unicorns.