THE BAD SAMARITAN
The Bad Samaritan was walking down the road one day when he saw a man lying unconscious by the side of the road.
He asked one of the villagers, “What happened?”
The villager replied, “He was involved in a hit-and-run chariot accident.”
The Bad Samaritan asked, “Why isn’t anyone helping him?”
The villager replied, “The village idiot said he was a terrorist.”
The Bad Samaritan fled in terror.
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