OH GOD MAKE ME IN TO A TELEVISION

() ''i want to live like the TV in my house. ''
in my house, the TV is very valuabal. all of the my family members sit around it.they are very interested in it.
when the TV is talking, my family member listen to it patiently and calmly.they don't shout at the TV they don;t
quarrel with the TV they don;t slap at the TV so i want to become a TV.
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the TV is the attraction in my house, i want to same special care that the receives from my family
member that the TV receives my family. when it is not working,TV has lot of value.
when my family member come home, immediately they sit in front on the TV, switch on it and spend hours.the TV
is stealing the time of my family member. if i become a TV, they will spend their time with me while watching the
TV, my family member laugh a lot and they smile many times.but i want my family member should laugh and
smile with me. so please make me in to TV.
and last but not least,if i become a TV surely i can make my family member happy and entertain them. i feel
loneliness.i didn;t receive enough love and care from his family member are horrible who are self centered and
ignore my emotion and feeling,god bless him.