Knock Knock
Who's there?
Candle
Candle who?
Candle ask you pumpkin?
What?
Why aren't you scared of a talking Jack-o'-lantern?
I've seen Wurst.
You mean worse...
No...
Pan to reveal giant sausage standing behind the pumpkin, reading a recipe for pumpkin pie with a malicious gleam in its...eye?
