Jokes

in jokes •  6 years ago 

Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
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A: Because they might peel
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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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A: In case they got a hole in one
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Q: Why did the scientist take out their doorbell?
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A: He wanted to win the no-bell prize

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