Dear minions,
Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads don't come cheap.
Sure I could settle for some ill tempered bass... Really you can attach laser beams to just about anything and it will get the job done...
But let's face it, half my job as a supervillain is all about perception. You gotta have sharks to make it. Otherwise you're just another bandit, and they don't make Marvel movies about bandits.
So support an up-and-coming supervillain... Send me one-hundred-billion Steem