Nanny State: A Permit Patty and BBQ Becky In Every Neighborhood

in life •  6 years ago 

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Who needs paramilitary police with the legal authority to shoot you at will, when you’ve got crazy citizens like Permit Patty?

It seems like a disturbing new trend: the rise of busybody code-enforcers. Or, as I call it, slave-on-slave crime.

It’s also called Stockholm Syndrome. These miserable victims of the state have learned to take pride in reinforcing the matrix of arbitrary rules and regulations that make life more difficult for us all.

The video of a woman calling the police on a mother and her young daughter for selling water bottles on a street corner went immediately viral last week:




While some called it a blatant example of racism--and it very well may have been--it’s also a troubling sign of the infantilization of America’s adults.

Dispute-resolution is an extremely valuable skill in any society--so, unsurprisingly, you probably didn’t have a class on this in high school, or even college--definitely not in college.

To the contrary, schools are the root source of what’s created these oversized babies who’d rather call 9-1-1 than negotiate solutions, or mind their own damn business.

As one writer for FEE noted, the public education system is the crown jewel of an authoritarian “country.” You know a nation has finally perfected human enslavement when it subjects children to regimented indoctrination, behavioral programming, and forced brainwashing.

Indeed, every layer of the public school system is diabolically designed to turn the human spirit into a withered shell of what it once was and could be.

From requesting permission just to speak, to wearing dehumanizing uniforms that kill individuality, it’s hardly a surprise when fully grown children like Permit Patty go viral.

With a phone pressed to the side of their sanctimonious faces, this army of volunteer state minions get to feel like their local police--tyrannical psychopaths.

Self-funding a trip to Disneyland by selling water bottles on a sidewalk? How dare you teach your child about work ethic and entrepreneurship!

Having a casual barbeque with friends because why the hell not? Nope, can’t do that in Amerika.

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A local 12-year old is running his own business this summer cutting lawns and cleaning up yards?

Quick, someone call the cops!


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Enjoying a harmless water-gun fight in your neighborhood?

Think twice, criminal!




Ironically, the so-called “peace officers” usually arrive on the scene to exacerbate the situation. The female officer in the above clip ends up falling flat on her face, prompting utter chaos that simply didn’t exist moments before. At least she fell before she had a chance to kill a dog.

What’s encouraging, still, is that these acts of intolerance often end up backfiring, like the boy whose lawn mowing business was boosted after the attention he received, or Permit Patty resigning from her company due to the social media backlash.

Perhaps if people were taught how to handle situations as adults---rather than summoning armed and dangerous state agents every time there’s a minor dispute---society would learn that self-governance trumps a gun to the head.

Oh well. While these self-righteous, nosy ass neighbors continue their never ending campaign to complain, soon, we’ll be transitioning into a freer future where the state is rendered obsolete.

By using non-governmental cryptocurrencies and forming ways for people to settle disputes and coexist peacefully, blockchain technology is enabling us to create a new world, where Permit Patty will have to settle for annoying and ruining the lives of just her close friends and family… while guzzling down her antidepressant meds and blaming “the patriarchy” for not getting laid, instead of the real culprit: Doritos.

In our stateless society, BBQ Becky won’t be able to call the local mafia to come extort and kidnap on her behalf… because there won’t be one. In fact, these pesky nuisances may inevitably have to be careful that their despicable actions don’t land their names on a Bitcoin assassination list.

If you want to live in a world with a busybody meddling on every corner, be my guest. The rest of us are building a friendlier, way more fun civilization based on mutual respect and individual rights… while taking the gun away from the Permit Pattys and BBQ Beckys of the world, without them even knowing what happened.

You’re welcome to join us. Check it out at Anarchapulco.com.

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Thanks again, Jeff, Dollarvigilante. Thanks for sharing your work.

If I could upvote this post 1000% I would. THIS is so much of what is wrong right now! The latest in my city is that Fireworks scare peoples pets so they should all be illegal and you can only see the government sponsored shows.

Multiple neightbors on Nextdoor are telling people if they see ANY fireworks, even ones that don't make noise, they are calling 911... fucking tools!!!

Oh we had a bbq last weekend at the Lake in support of this topic. We as in the bay area..haaha. Bbq police eat your heart out.
Joy

"The advocates of collectivism are motivated not by a desire for men’s happiness, but by hatred for man . . . hatred of the good for being the good; . . . the focus of that hatred, the target of its passionate fury, is the man of ability."
Ayn Rand

Amen. No one portrayed statist fools quite like Rand who was able to get to the root of their envy and greed couched as queer kindness. Where success is met with unfair schemes and the desire to steal what others created.

It's pretty incredible!

I won't be surprised if one day I hear that some woman or some dude call the cops on their spouse for masturbating without a permit.

Lol. Im sure that would go viral quick

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

In my sector it's a simple 25 dollar stamp that's a rider to the "general sex permit." And they give you info pamphlets that seek to inform you about "the scourge of chafing."

Not that this post probably is bad, but I simply ran out of time to read it/watch it, as I actually have a job apart from being an economist/philosopher/journalist in the free market here on Steemit ... I would like to say:

  • it is against the NAP to date/marry a single mother always

  • it is against the NAP to promote the BALL EARTH LIE, since the earth is proven to be flat and it is no excuse to be ignorant to this fact, as even if one does not know it, they are still fake teachers, which is violating the NAP - that is why you should not have any BALLHEADS on your conference or internet shows, if you want to restore your long term creditability

Other then that then I think the message you are repeating is pretty much out there at this point to a larger group of people.. one thing is to call yourself an anarchist another thing is to be an anarchist by action (I think you know it.)

EARTH IS FLAT = David Icke is not your friend!

Free advice right here on the blockchain, I appriciate all the support you have shown by counter upvotes (that last part was a Joke)!

Lasse

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

You gotta have Stan Larimer on! He's got a big announcement tomorrow I hear, and I think you'll like it. And on the post, I love the videos lmao. Some people are just lunatics who can't just live and let live.. I feel sad they have to live their lives like that. It's probably miserable to be such a slave.

what an amazing place this is! Just amazing.

I overheard one teacher say to another teacher "my daughter works at Starbucks. They have drinks with so much sugar it's crazy. Why is the government not investigating them?" Typical thought patterns where people are just drooling idiots who need to be saved from drink ingredients.

By using non-governmental cryptocurrencies and forming ways for people to settle disputes and coexist peacefully, blockchain technology is enabling us to create a new world, where Permit Patty will have to settle for annoying and ruining the lives of just her close friends and family… while guzzling down her antidepressant meds and blaming “the patriarchy” for not getting laid, instead of the real culprit: Doritos.

The Doritos Commercial They Dont Want You To See!

Wait for it...

You should see the beaches here in Santa Cruz on July 4th, police drive ATV's and stand up on the cliff with binocs looking to issues citations ... it's amazing. Nowhere else in the world (that I've been) do you see the police on the beaches ...

Who needs paramilitary police with the legal authority to shoot you at will, when you’ve got crazy citizens like Permit Patty?

Yeah, man it would be much better if all the permit patties in the world were able to enact their own vigilante justice on people!

stateless society, BBQ Becky won’t be able to call the local mafia to come extort and kidnap on her behalf, so she can just open fire herself.

They'd be dead pretty quick. Plus they dont have the guts to do it themselves, thats why they love gubmint

LOL the little girl selling water is going to be able to defend herself?
The other day some assholes were creating a disturbance, my options for stopping that was to either grab my gun and do it, something that would probably go sideways pretty quick, or to call the professionals who are willing to risk their lives to shut up rude people for free and without anyone being killed or injured. It's silly to suggest that vigilantes would be preferable, do you really want all the George Zimmermans in the world to have carte blanche?

And cops are protecting her how? Brainwashed slave.

By keeping BBQ beckys hands full with her cell phone. Canadian living in Mexico complaining about America.

Yeah, perfect example of somebody who needs to mind their own business and go create something.

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WTF!

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