I am getting mixed signals here.

Seriously, am I the only one who deals with this? I can't be the only one who deals with this. I'm so confused, what does she want from me ಠ_ಠ If I don't grow my beard out, how else will I be able to blend in with the Amish, infiltrate them, then gain their trust...Only to crush them, see them driven before me and hear the lamentations of their butter churners women. Then again, maybe I've watched Conan the Barbarian too much lately.