POLITIFACTS

(Don’t try this at home)

If you cheat, you will win, and if you get caught, there’s ways around that.

If you lie, millions of people will believe you and millions won’t, but if more millions believe you than those that don’t believe you, you get elected.

A lie repeated many many times becomes the truth. A lie repeated for years becomes historical fact.

If someone points out that you are lying, changing the subject will make everyone forget you lied, and then you can proceed to your next lie.

If you are accused of lying, calling your accusers liars often works. If it doesn’t work, you can dehumanize your accusers.

If you have lots of money, millions will admire and envy you no matter how wicked you are, and millions of people will hate and despise you, but there’s nothing they can do about it.

Money can buy happiness, or at least immunity from prosecution.

When you have a serious problem, the best thing to do about it is nothing. If the public complains about your inaction, continue to do nothing.

If you want to commit a crime, be sure to make the crime legal first.

Be sure to go through proper legal channels when bribing any Member of Congress if you want a crime to be legalized, and make sure any whistleblowers who try to interfere are given long prison sentences.

If evidence is found that links any governmental agency or official to a crime or scandal, it can and will become top-secret classified documents that cannot be used in a court of law for the reason they want to protect America from whistleblowers, and the AIPAC-run corporate media will run commentaries on the dangers of good and just men overthrowing their wicked empire by exposing crime in the government, and everyone will think, “Yeah.”

If you’re not breaking a law that should be a law (because you can’t break a law that isn’t a law) you’re not breaking the law. but if you obey the law that shouldn't be a law, you may be committing a dastardly deed that is no longer a crime.

If you’re not obeying a law that shouldn’t be a law, you’re breaking the law.

If you break the law, you will not be punished. Be sure this applies to you before you break the law.

The best way to avoid war is to start one.

The best way to avoid a corruption investigation is to start a war or two.

Always giving voters the choice of the lesser of two evils is a highly successful method of decreasing voter turnout.

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